A quiz taken from Deviantart, from Jazz's journal.

Directions:
1) Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

1) Name?
Joey:
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
......WTF? What kind of defination is this!?

2) Your age?
15:
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.
..... That sounds more like teenagers living in USA. Sorry, I didn't mean to insult, but pretty true.

3) One of your friends?
Clara:
A Clara is a girl of smarts, integrity, and humor. She is a specimen to behold, for she is a person with the most fun, loveable, and easy to be around qualities. Her best friend loves her to death and back.
Everything is true, except for the smart & integrity part

4) What should you be doing?
Study:
To go over to the opposite sex's house not to study, but to "study." "Studying" usually involves fooling around without any pants on.
*no comment*

5) Favorite color?
Purple:
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
WTH is Marijuana? A flower?

6) Birthplace?
Singapore (lol):
5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.

4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"

3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line

2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.

1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"
...... WTH? XDD

7) Birth month?
October:
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.

and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it

8) Last person you talked to?
Dad:
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
I have a nice Dad.

9) One of your nicknames?
Yama:
The Lord of the underworld or death.
... Devil survivor, anyone?

comment?

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